Wedding gift registry

* Chinese set

* Lunchtray machine (five setting include crust, bumble)

* Kareem-size bed

* Napkin photo

* Bean Crosley photo (sign by the hen himself)

* Celery painting

* Matchy hamscarf

* Seven day six day stay in the body of your choice

* Bottle a luigi rum (with carrot case)

* Leaving room (include a man, Otto)

* Bowlingarrow

derwoodgilsteadwedding.com 

New play opening

The Amy Ivum production of 'Isle a Trombone' is set to be a release in theater June 30

Cast list

a Lyle Shermer - play by himself

evil raspberry - Jolie Jahsimmons

voice: a singy olive oil - Mazzie Ulrich

Mayo Winfrey - late great Owen Schmalz

"icicles on Broadway" - directed Sue Slerp

Troy Chamber - Ory Olmoose Jr.

walnut cousin - Hillary and Moof Lynch

taco truck wheel - (all play same wheel)

hairbrush of wisdom - play by Morrie Izlebush

door knob chorus - Zeezleburg Sisters

guy up oak tree, mornings - Aiden St. Burch

lady under oatmeal pile - Nadine Ubb

trombone - Otis Nokes

bread fire - start by Carlton Fibrio

"rain puddle on broadway" - directed Sue Slerp

assist to John Hulriss - canary photo

dream Edith - Lexi Swain (as Lexi Swain)

toothpaste fountain - donate from noodles like you

cantaloupe toss coach Gail - Gabby Alderman

"Johnny Unitas" - Hanna Ilshor (as Ebby Bixler)

kid who live on car roof - Joey Jane

tall Harriet - Sara Wesley

Donors/sponsors

The WcMhorter Group - "a century of squabble and mulesick"

Walnuts in the Theater. walnutsinthetheater.org

Zubic, Kellog & Ort - "for the Felipe, eat the Felipe"

2nd Chance Bail Bananas - bananas for bail, call 555-6171

Snowman Ear Advocacy Group (SEAG) - "since 2022"

- Ears for Snowman rally: June 20 at Benito Lemons Park 1-5pm

Oily Auto Part - "try the oiliest"

Centipede Extras LLC. - * fully unionized *

Your Channel 6 Local News Team - traffic, weather and news, all at the same time

Bobbysocks - "socks for Bobbys"

Hetty's (H)elf Food - "healf food for elf's (elves)"

Lee's Potato Chips - "please, only eat one"

Senor award

[Vote on by earbook staff]

Most likely a centipede: Mildred Yolk

Best hives: Irving Summerson

Tall: Diane Zepprey

A no tall: Dwayne Alderson

Glass couple: Toby Glass and vase

Teacher pet: fish

Most likely fall down: Shana Cassels

Most likely stay up: Jay Ginger

Dress up like a bowtie: Chaz Peach

Go be pro cougher: Ellis Clinch

Best ear: Cindy Salinger

* Winners: pick waffle at front office

At the ball game

Here they all are:

- “peanut here, peanut,” yodel the mubber in the salamander pant

- scoreboar say so: loudess boar he can not hear you

- (so course the mick in the tattoo an alligator short do it)

- (so do the mickey in the same short)

- big chungo wallop a tater and all the Juans attend it get a free ear “next time they at a near a by fill up”

- lucky see 40 win a door

- some Bobby fall down on his popcorns

- lucky see 17 win hockey dog

- seven even stretch while a loud Mary gobble America

- eggo spit some flower seed all over the plates, the fatty omp toss ‘im right out

- way out, eggo take thirty base with ‘im

- “yulp!” yodel a crowd

- fumps in section 102 gulp a free potato redeem for guest the right potato under the hat

- one bonk so ho sad he cry like a bagel

- “fan climb on back tomorrow,” he yaddle on, but no body gone to