Benito Lemons

Court transcript

Fence rest

(plum v. oily state)

"In the case of the stolen Judys? You glopped the wrong Kyle you plumbers. Check the guess at the mole tail: I'ma bean since birth and earlier.

Asking my neck's neighbor, chin (who a pear in this court room) (point to the pear). His nieces knees aren't a bees and his cholly a known I wear a boots:

I was a home, sleep on a cow.

(wait for a cow gasp)

And the please in the sea? cheese. They a crumpack of gravy bridesmaids who couldna sneeze they way out of a dampaper bag. It's a diary situation.

Until, your a bean hearing."

Left field wall at Benito Lemons Park

TV show scene

Excerpt from 'Doctor Yuma'

dodo - "sally breath is in spade, as you no"

[darkness fall]

[glum]

eebo: "not in my wash"

dodo - "there are no time"

eebo - "tell them that waffle over in the weenie room"

[background deer drop like flys]

[plumbo enter] - "some oboe call for?"

dodo - "i canned beans here for this" [excuse herself]

eebo - "well, there she go"

plumbo - "feeling potato come with the jog"

eebo - [cy] "not on my jog. i bring my peanut, barry"

vanessa [enter in giraffe costume] - "jody, she make it just this time"

plumbo - "kiss my geese, you still the one"

[both flutters]

vanessa - "we're not an owl in the woods yet, firs we save my grambo"

dodo [back in] - already. she up and drooling the charleston"

eebo - "you chief of sergeis"

sergei - [just enter] - "i no"

[kenny music play, scene.]

New play opening

The Amy Ivum production of 'Isle a Trombone' is set to be a release in theater June 30

Cast list

a Lyle Shermer - play by himself

evil raspberry - Jolie Jahsimmons

voice: a singy olive oil - Mazzie Ulrich

Mayo Winfrey - late great Owen Schmalz

"icicles on Broadway" - directed Sue Slerp

Troy Chamber - Ory Olmoose Jr.

walnut cousin - Hillary and Moof Lynch

taco truck wheel - (all play same wheel)

hairbrush of wisdom - play by Morrie Izlebush

door knob chorus - Zeezleburg Sisters

guy up oak tree, mornings - Aiden St. Burch

lady under oatmeal pile - Nadine Ubb

trombone - Otis Nokes

bread fire - start by Carlton Fibrio

"rain puddle on broadway" - directed Sue Slerp

assist to John Hulriss - canary photo

dream Edith - Lexi Swain (as Lexi Swain)

toothpaste fountain - donate from noodles like you

cantaloupe toss coach Gail - Gabby Alderman

"Johnny Unitas" - Hanna Ilshor (as Ebby Bixler)

kid who live on car roof - Joey Jane

tall Harriet - Sara Wesley

Donors/sponsors

The WcMhorter Group - "a century of squabble and mulesick"

Walnuts in the Theater. walnutsinthetheater.org

Zubic, Kellog & Ort - "for the Felipe, eat the Felipe"

2nd Chance Bail Bananas - bananas for bail, call 555-6171

Snowman Ear Advocacy Group (SEAG) - "since 2022"

- Ears for Snowman rally: June 20 at Benito Lemons Park 1-5pm

Oily Auto Part - "try the oiliest"

Centipede Extras LLC. - * fully unionized *

Your Channel 6 Local News Team - traffic, weather and news, all at the same time

Bobbysocks - "socks for Bobbys"

Hetty's (H)elf Food - "healf food for elf's (elves)"

Lee's Potato Chips - "please, only eat one"

"Director Amy Ivum [point at Ivum in her soil shirt an bird hat] has won a many award, include among them 'best director pants' (1967) and the Yuhl Wimmish Prize for 'outstanding shout' at her niece meal school play (1988).

And she done it whiff no arm and she blind as a bratwurst.

[wait for all the Pauls]

With that, we otters - moldy otter, tuna otter and all the otter ones wish us hollo from the coast - present Ms. Ivum the Sherry Magic Award for life of achievement in the rice field.

[more Pauls]

[then, hand out list of film, play and yabble on bout the list].

"Here it is now for you."

List

Go With the Wind - 1964

Teeth of a Salesman - 1967

Go With the Wind Again - 1971

Omelets on Broadway - 1973

Mr. Eaves Caters Dinner - 1977

Hats - 1981

Muenster Trucks Live - 1985

Mr. Eaves, Meet the Chimney Sisters - 1989

Mean Merles - 1994

Spaghetti Bean Salad Friends (animated) - 1996

Bette Midler on the Roof - 1998 - * won best documentary at '99 Goobies *

"So as is plain as bagel, Ms. Ivum one of the drooly grayest director this side of Maureen Plink [camera show Maureen Plink on left seat of Ivum].

[more Pauls]

[walk off stage to sound of Barney Manlow]