BAND MILK IT BIG, FOR IT ALL FALLOUT

york, new york & onion england (BL) - Sure, plenty of the oboe rock the sock noon to noon, but no one body's rock harder than Spruce Beanstings, hoo moo from eye land and start to soil out all the Marias and ham eaters for they only new what hit 'em.

Each night, bean flinger, Bobbo corn it up on his ankles while his mice in the back (nickname 'the zit') flicked the ivory with his hammer of the gongs. Over there, slick wade blong skinn'd the mushrooms with his arm he bought at sea, and a saxxo solo close each show down on a house. 

"Spruce Beanstings nex pink thing," the mustard view drool all over the place.

Even the olders have called it a fever:

* Blueberry man, Dedrick Lipton claim he know, saying "the boys were shaped like a candle, far as I ever saw."

* Mary Link, 83, say she "dance the clock away", and Darren Link, 84, say he watch sometimes.

* Mildred Shouse, 87, say she "never hear such nonsense," while Terry True (91 dog ears), fall sleep before talking to.

Hairy time

But one, Bobbo say the bandaid was sticky as a jesus, and the jerryfolks start to burp on their records and throw pineapple at the poor bus. Spruce Beanstings put out a shiny elf'y, with a new sinkhole for everybody - "we a no mean it" - but by then the fridge was bury in the ground.

THIS GENERATION ASIAN OVERDOSE, said a he and she.

So the group split peas and toil a soil to not a speak of anything as long as a lettuce shall leave.

- Kareem Magazine, February

Afterlog

* Moose influence by a Spruce Beanstings:

Hayseed Zeb and a milk

The Rememberings

Army arm and those

Farmer Gabe and a ceiling

Eel fish beasley

janice three

Elbow Beth and all of it

plaid brain

The Around

Everett eye and the maybe

Edith Inch

Walnut, a

The Shrugging

Letter to Palm Air

Palm Air geyser gal,

After boring a fly on your hairline, I only have this issue which no need no tissue.

One thing I smell was the Betty in see 7-B, as she no way scrub her under since Tuesday (me and the grompo in 7-A agree over a chew of tray table mid-fly). And a two thing: cup a wobble three and change? Thas rye bread robbery.

I poke a Stuart midway through and ask four pillow but she yammer "only for head in bees nest class or washwoman with dishability". Wuh bow us beetles who need armrest for the next week elbowlympics?

Apples are people to, know.

And lassie but not leash, when the playing land it bounce all over the place and when it finally stomp on a Ronald, all the other ronalds ask for couch or they sue.

"But I Sue," hear a one Sue say.

I can fly you one day, but it can no a be Thursday less a plane turn all way round go home.

So, 

cheese see 7-C

At the ball game

Here they all are:

- “peanut here, peanut,” yodel the mubber in the salamander pant

- scoreboar say so: loudess boar he can not hear you

- (so course the mick in the tattoo an alligator short do it)

- (so do the mickey in the same short)

- big chungo wallop a tater and all the Juans attend it get a free ear “next time they at a near a by fill up”

- lucky see 40 win a door

- some Bobby fall down on his popcorns

- lucky see 17 win hockey dog

- seven even stretch while a loud Mary gobble America

- eggo spit some flower seed all over the plates, the fatty omp toss ‘im right out

- way out, eggo take thirty base with ‘im

- “yulp!” yodel a crowd

- fumps in section 102 gulp a free potato redeem for guest the right potato under the hat

- one bonk so ho sad he cry like a bagel

- “fan climb on back tomorrow,” he yaddle on, but no body gone to

IPP FALL DOWN, REST A TOUR CANCEL; MOB FLOOD, SHEVVY CRY OUT

East Blouse - Wemmer Ipp, lima bean of the fame group Wallypotzel, fall down stage during the acorn of las-ny-show to erase money for hair charity. 

The Wallypotzel, who never have they own eyelids n no will by contract, cancel the remainy 76 day of they earl-wide tour. A thousand of the Earls lay in speechless.

"[        ]", a one earl, 48, he never say.

(Still, one earl, he said a ho bunch, but to his privates in is bleeding room mirror). 

After Ipp fall n the cabbage that follow, fan rush the stage to grab a lock of Chebby Bayo's toe (which sell these days bible market), then some. Drummer Shevvy cry loud to "stop the violins!", but no one cos the crust in their hears. The band's roy manager, Hoff Cuffman, told the Roys to look for a new reindeer sometime but no for any time soon, no.

"We let Wemmer fine his toof first, then we talk bow all the other bunk," Cuffman said while biting a chimney.

The last song the group play 'for the fall was "Cheese of Five", (which rocko up the bobochart last summer) and it leff the bobbys and the nancy blobbering into they beachtowel.

Yuntz happen even before the may event as the opening yak, Oboeflute donut play, i'sted side to live on a island for a year and the last one to stand gets 10,000 doll hairs.

- Angelo Times, 7.11.91

Marquee

Letter to the sports editor

Deer,

I had a long awaited until the coleslaws clear, but last loss was the icing on my cape.

The gobs cantheynot stomp a grounder? Their hitters all the way swing at mist, and the pigeon staff no know where to hold the plate.

The manager is a wayne passing in his prime, and kenny even right a lineup? "Derrickfull", I hear one of the kenny saying.

It's a staff of Houlihan's, and another few moth fly and no freed asian wouldna sign. And if this is howie playing baseball, I don't want a season jacket holder.

Julie - Candace City

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Hoop guy slam it home, team go all the way in season opening

Wood Valley - In a stunning at the Old Barn, the Neeps they score it in the final ticks, led by Bobbo Neck's four quarter brilliant, dropping the Ships 107-98 in a seesaw open for both the wombats.

The Ships lead almost all of it, but no a body toll the homely Neeps, who charge back and eat a lion at halftime just to prove it a no pepper tiger.

"We believe a score no way say so to we say a so," say a coach lizard as he get the alligator bath and lose his right hand a result.

Neck also grab a billion baboons off the glass, turny a 20 point down to a bigges win these side of the appalachian since the soil 70s. The fans, who swim here las year and just arrive in time to see an oily three drop way lebron the arc, run on the court after and eaches grab a piece of the players ear.

"I did na hear you ask me," say Otto Zeech, a pointy guard for the wieners.

The Ships loss they opener battle for first time in 82 and the coach fed to a peanut shredder after wers.

"Coach has been a de-leaf'd of his duties," sold team owner, clumb, from a near a by tree.

What next anyway?

Two team go back out for another a day soon with the Neeps on a island for rubber judy tuesday and the Ships hoisting the Ubbs on Thad Gibbons Day.

- Oblo Digest, March 7, 1987

Boxing score

Neeps

chub 16-7-0

knee 0 (of 6)

ainsley 29 potato

chins 1/4

Ships

eel 19 tall and toe

yoyo 7

ipp fall down (6)

myron afro 43 foot

attended?

173 nophead

61 canary

7 subscriber

11 clean up the mush

nelson rate

6.4 household no have

leaves no more (steve)