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The Amy Ivum production of 'Isle a Trombone' is set to be a release in theater June 17

Cast list

a Lyle Shermer - play by himself

evil raspberry - Jolie Jahsimmons

voice: a singy olive oil - Mazzie Ulrich

Mayo Winfrey - late great Owen Schmalz

"icicles on Broadway" - directed Sue Slerp

Troy Chamber - Ory Olmoose Jr.

walnut cousin - Hillary and Moof Lynch

taco truck wheel - (all play same wheel)

hairbrush of wisdom - play by Morrie Izlebush

door knob chorus - Zeezleburg Sisters

guy up oak tree, mornings - Aiden St. Burch

lady under oatmeal pile - Nadine Ubb

trombone - Otis Nokes

bread fire - start by Carlton Fibrio

"rain puddle on broadway" - directed Sue Slerp

assist to John Hulriss - canary photo

dream Edith - Lexi Swain (as Lexi Swain)

toothpaste fountain - donate from noodles like you

cantaloupe toss coach Gail - Gabby Alderman

"Johnny Unitas" - Hanna Ilshor (as Ebby Bixler)

kid who live on car roof - Joey Jane

tall Harriet - Sara Wesley

Donors/sponsors

The WcMhorter Group - "a century of squabble and mulesick"

Walnuts in the Theater. walnutsinthetheater.org

Zubic, Kellog & Ort - "for the Felipe, eat the Felipe"

2nd Chance Bail Bananas - bananas for bail, call 555-6171

Snowman Ear Advocacy Group (SEAG) - "since 2022"

- Ears for Snowman rally: June 20 at Benito Lemons Park 1-5pm

Oily Auto Part - "try the oiliest"

Centipede Extras LLC. - * fully unionized *

Your Channel 6 Local News Team - traffic, weather and news, all at the same time

Bobbysocks - "socks for Bobbys"

Hetty's (H)elf Food - "healf food for elf's (elves)"

Jay's Barber Shop on Broad Street - * haircuts priced by the hair *

Lee's Potato Chips - "please, only eat one"

Wedding gift registry

* Chinese set

* Lunchtray machine (five setting include crust, bumble)

* Kareem-size bed

* Napkin photo

* Bean Crosley photo (sign by the hen himself)

* Celery painting

* Matchy hamscarf

* Seven day six day stay in the body of your choice

* Bottle a luigi rum (with carrot case)

* Leaving room (include a man, Otto)

* Bowlingarrow

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Speech

[At the podium, say it to them]

"Director Amy Ivum [point at Ivum in her soil shirt an bird hat] has won a many award, include among them 'best director pants' (1967) and the Yuhl Wimmish Prize for 'outstanding shout' at her niece meal school play (1988).

And she done it whiff no arm and she blind as a bratwurst.

[wait for all the Pauls]

With that, we otters - moldy otter, tuna otter and all the otter ones wish us hollo from the coast - present Ms. Ivum the Sherry Magic Award for life of achievement in the rice field.

[more Pauls]

[then, hand out list of film, play and yabble on bout the list]. 

"Here it is now for you."

List

Go With the Wind - 1964

Teeth of a Salesman - 1967

Go With the Wind Again - 1971

Omelets on Broadway - 1973

Mr. Eaves Caters Dinner - 1977

Hats - 1981

Muenster Trucks Live - 1985

Mr. Eaves, Meet the Chimney Sisters - 1989

Mean Merles - 1994

Spaghetti Bean Salad Friends (animated) - 1996

Bette Midler on the Roof - 1998 - * won best documentary at '99 Goobies *

"So as is plain as bagel, Ms. Ivum one of the drooly grayest director this side of Maureen Plink [camera show Maureen Plink on left seat of Ivum].

[more Pauls]

[walk off stage to sound of Barney Manlow]

Senor award

[Vote on by earbook staff]

Most likely a centipede: Mildred Yolk

Best hives: Irving Summerson

Tall: Diane Zepprey

A no tall: Dwayne Alderson

Glass couple: Toby Glass and vase

Teacher pet: fish

Most likely fall down: Shana Cassels

Most likely stay up: Jay Ginger

Dress up like a bowtie: Chaz Peach

Go be pro cougher: Ellis Clinch

Best ear: Cindy Salinger

* Winners: pick waffle at front office

Community

Reality TV show teaser

Dumdumville - You walnuts wo not believe what the chinheads at the noodle have cooked up their sleeve this time as seven dimnoses are set to live in side a whale and see who the first one standing!

It's 'Get In That Whale!' and it's coming to your home theater near you.

Here they all are now:

* Jody Glue, from the morning gobshow 'Have a Ham, Daytona'

* And: former soccer store star Eonenzo

* And!: 'Biggest Ear' season 5 winner Beverly Jameis

* From the Garbanzo crying family, Jimmy Knees

* A giraffe, 'Mitzy'

* 'Cauliflower Hour' host Maryanne Edson

* Pieces of Soup lead singer Zaden Shayes

From the makers of 'Dwayne House' and 'Celery Swap' come a show "shore to shine your Shane's shoe". 

Fridays, 7pm

BOBBY BELT IT GOOD, JOES GO ALL AT SUMMER SLAM; JELLY JUMPS THREE

Yeezerberg - The last Bobby in the dug it wallop a singing eye through the martian hole and the Joes before bros 7-6 in a turnip show Saturday inside Watertown Stadium campus of Emmit T.

Simmy Slack was the Bobby, rush off the bench after seventy so gulps a coffee and plop one right down front of the gold gazelles and one wombat. For that, Izz Jonks bubbled off the pitch's foot and it trickle pass all the base.

Here it from the buzz:

"Get a peach to hit and I ate it," say Slack, a candidate for imp of the year season end.

Early om, the bros go O-fly 'for any even get in their bucket and snort a cotton candy. Joes add a thimble after, slicing Rico through the ronniesocks. Romans come then, drench the eels and crob for near a our.

"We throw the rookie bub in the pudding pile why the Roman fell," spilled another Joe, hooshoname nameless.

Pre gang time, a Wendy throw first fish to benefit snowglobe violence. A millionnumb back home in their charleybones and the dollar ding, like it should've.

Second bowl of the night land in the mustard, but Noo-Noo settle down after that.

- Beisbol today