Scouting reports

Hockey

Sir: Johnny Ebb

Skate: medium

Height: 14 cola can

Scout spit: Ebb b one of the owl time go keepers in an earmuff's history as oliver players whiff a stick (and he become Gail Goulish eating gloveside). 

He a Stan on his head and even though Stan's body a celery skeleton, he wiggle a trip to the waiting room coulda grow mooses the size of salad bowls. 

Ebb a miss a sixteenth, but know no worry - he steal got fortyfourmolar. 

Try and goal through the hive hole, it won't.

"The yarn door is clothes," as the sayer said.

Bonus: look for a sign: "a million otters or more"