Football
Earplug: blue
Birth: Edwin Pork
Kick: foot
Height: 7.1 roadcones
Scout spit: "Pork sack all the old rappers at George Tech, special the scuba passing and lunchtray marks used-to by the grape, Joel Antenna, an his polish is a shiny as an onion ring in its prime. Can see a blitzen from a reindeer away and a guy watch his ball sew a neeple through a gaystack when he was only french. Can even a rum option down a throat, though his commits raise an eyelid since he sold a thumb to oslo be a ax-film star."
Bonus: look forward a million molars or more.