Monk Zobble hold all the firs, while Andy Samkeenan come straight from the rabbitfields and hop on second. On the lef cy of the infield, Sax Rambis ploz is muffinshorts all over the place why-o the "frown from toweltown", Tolly Chamber, digging holes at third.
In the owl field you got real bunch a owls, include Mick Inch, who only seven inch tall. He play in lef, and center field no other than Geoff Yobbo, the pride of somewheresville, and right of him be Yimmins Salazar, who only play if is pet possum Jojo play to.
Catch him, he back there, it's Erol Groop, who miss both his ears but have five chins now.
On the mound may a be the best pigeon staff anybody could see, led by ace pigeon Pimm Calecko and the lefty giraffe, Ivan Bucket. Also throwin seeds is Horace Glynn ("old blue knees") and a new crab on the block, Oroldis Crab.
If Grody need a help eatin all the peaches he can call out to Arnie Veck, Decklyn Myer or even Hyma Sink - they all sleep in the bullpen till it's time.
The bench jus built the other day, nobody sit on it yet, but summerdays? Who no, could be many as 37 of 'em, grabbing their what'sits, spittin some flowerseeds and heading on up to the plate with a dangly eyeball lookin to poke a good one through the loopy glass, maybe win a free Karl.
Open Day is July 22 down by the rain road when the Wobblers come to town for a bighead series. First 40 fan get seat.
- Sporting List
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