"Director Amy Ivum [point at Ivum in her soil shirt an bird hat] has won a many award, include among them 'best director pants' (1967) and the Yuhl Wimmish Prize for 'outstanding shout' at her niece meal school play (1988).
And she done it whiff no arm and she blind as a bratwurst.
[wait for all the Pauls]
With that, we otters - moldy otter, tuna otter and all the otter ones wish us hollo from the coast - present Ms. Ivum the Sherry Magic Award for life of achievement in the rice field.
[more Pauls]
[then, hand out list of film, play and yabble on bout the list].
"Here it is now for you."
List
Go With the Wind - 1964
Teeth of a Salesman - 1967
Go With the Wind Again - 1971
Omelets on Broadway - 1973
Mr. Eaves Caters Dinner - 1977
Hats - 1981
Muenster Trucks Live - 1985
Mr. Eaves, Meet the Chimney Sisters - 1989
Mean Merles - 1994
Spaghetti Bean Salad Friends (animated) - 1996
Bette Midler on the Roof - 1998 - * won best documentary at '99 Goobies *
"So as is plain as bagel, Ms. Ivum one of the drooly grayest director this side of Maureen Plink [camera show Maureen Plink on left seat of Ivum].
[more Pauls]
[walk off stage to sound of Barney Manlow]