BAND MILK IT BIG, FOR IT ALL FALLOUT

york, new york & onion england (BL) - Sure, plenty of the oboe rock the sock noon to noon, but no one body's rock harder than Spruce Beanstings, hoo moo from eye land and start to soil out all the Marias and ham eaters for they only new what hit 'em.

Each night, bean flinger, Bobbo corn it up on his ankles while his mice in the back (nickname 'the zit') flicked the ivory with his hammer of the gongs. Over there, slick wade blong skinn'd the mushrooms with his arm he bought at sea, and a saxxo solo close each show down on a house. 

"Spruce Beanstings nex pink thing," the mustard view drool all over the place.

Even the olders have called it a fever:

* Blueberry man, Dedrick Lipton claim he know, saying "the boys were shaped like a candle, far as I ever saw."

* Mary Link, 83, say she "dance the clock away", and Darren Link, 84, say he watch sometimes.

* Mildred Shouse, 87, say she "never hear such nonsense," while Terry True (91 dog ears), fall sleep before talking to.


Hairy time

But one, Bobbo say the bandaid was sticky as a jesus, and the jerryfolks start to burp on their records and throw pineapple at the poor bus. Spruce Beanstings put out a shiny elf'y, with a new sinkhole for everybody - "we a no mean it" - but by then the fridge was bury in the ground.

THIS GENERATION ASIAN OVERDOSE, said a he and she.

So the group split peas and toil a soil to not a speak of anything as long as a lettuce shall leave.


- Kareem Magazine, February



Afterlog

* Moose influence by a Spruce Beanstings:

Hayseed Zeb and a milk
The Rememberings
Army arm and those
Farmer Gabe and a ceiling
Eel fish beasley
janice three
Elbow Beth and all of it
plaid brain
The Around
Everett eye and the maybe
Edith Inch
Walnut, a
The Shrugging