Fast food job posting

Now ironing full partytimers to join the dynamite team at Ploppy’s Chicken 

Come hold a hairnet and sneeze on a mashed potato, all for eight doll hairs a-hour plus shelf benefit. 

Need to lick your nose? Nobody a matter, go in the rake room and usearake, then speak to a costume: er, we only out a ivory things.”

Think your half is what it takes? Come see manager Beverly, she sleep now but we shake-her-wake when you get here.

 

Position:

- Dry-fruit (most have least one arm)
- Cashew (count ten plus)
- Grease honky (bring bucket)

Ploppy's: off root 6, behind the basket of robins